IC Contact Post

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Re: Katana (Akihito Yu) || IC contact

[two_guns_turk]

Classy as always.

Where are you?

[razoredged]

I am nothing if not a man of class, if you must know.

I've yet to leave work as I'm buried behind a mountain of paperwork. Such is life. Did you need something?

[two_guns_turk]

What happened this time?

[razoredged]

Oh, you know, a little of this, a little of that. I accidentally left a few more things for the cleanup crew to deal with, so Tseng decided to punish me with paperwork as a result.

[two_guns_turk]

...You know, there's a reason he doesn't like you working alone, right?

Need anything?

[razoredged]

I know, I know. He did give me strict orders to ensure the compound was secure though.

Some company would be nice. In lieu of that, coffee would be excellent.

[two_guns_turk]

Be there in 20.

[razoredged]

Ah, what a dear.

[two_guns_turk]

I will shoot you, remember that.

[razoredged]

In the office? It would make such a mess. And then the boss will have you do my paperwork instead....

[two_guns_turk]

I said shoot, not kill.

Although I've been tempted.

[razoredged]

And if you shoot me in the hand or shoulder, how am I supposed to write or type anything? I'm a delicate flower, you know.

Aw, but if you kill me, who will come over to nurse you next time you drink too much?

[two_guns_turk]

Which just means I can shoot you somewhere else.

You know, some people might call that stalking, right?

[razoredged]

I'd say I'd be surprised, but I really wouldn't be. Just try to avoid my face, I plan to use it to make money if I get fired.

I call it concern for a friend, so it depends on the person.